• Augustus: so your name is four
    • Tobias: yeah
    • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
    • Tobias: will you stop
  1. librarysleevefacing:

    Joan Jett knows what it’s like to have two great loves: rock n’ roll and reading.

    (via loving-places-ive-never-been)

  2. pemsylvania:

    Palaeontologists really like bones. I guess you could say they dig them

  3. jaclcfrost:

    i could talk about that character less

    but i could also

    not do that

    (via graciegray)

  4. wreckitrach:

    "you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"

    finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

    (Source: theawolbrony, via nico-di-angalone)

    readytolift:

    elluvias:

    heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

    "If you want to be good at working with a wide range of people, you need to be good at brushing off harassment."
    Get the fuck out

    (via graciegray)

  5. telapathetic:

    the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

    (via devilsvessel)

  6. sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    moniquill:

    dorothy-cotton:

    THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

    FUCKING NAME

    FOR EVERYTHING

    AND EVERYONE

    AHEM.

    http://www.squid.org/rpg-random-generator

    http://nine.frenchboys.net/

    http://www.seventhsanctum.com/

    http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

    http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_given_names

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_most_common_surnames

    image

    (via nico-di-angalone)

    Since I was young, I have always known this: Life damages us, every one. We can’t escape that damage. But now, I am also learning this: We can be mended. We mend each other.

    (Source: deathserums, via loving-places-ive-never-been)

  7. moltres:

    overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

    image

    (via lightwormsandheronducks)