1. iamthebossoftheapplesauce:

    He is a SWELL guy.

    (via abbunnie)

  2. nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

    When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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    (Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via panic-while-i-fangirl)

  3. barnacleboyofficial:

    maljoylove:

    indiscoverable:

    stardustkr7:

    justplainsomething:

    morice:

    songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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    I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

    The-song-that-must-not-be-named

    We don’t talk about it

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    ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

    (Source: moraniarty, via pizza)

  4. molotovriot:

    space-tart:

    astro-stoner:

    hohokev:

    why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

    why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

    why dont jellyfish rule the world

    Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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    (via thatrollingstar)

  5. classyhoothoot:

    skatles:

    isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

    also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

    isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

    (Source: hotsenator, via panic-while-i-fangirl)

  6. hammer-of-zillyhoo:

    I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

    (Source: d0g-p4rk, via panic-while-i-fangirl)